a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
