it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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