if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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