And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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