the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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