You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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