she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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