Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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