brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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