How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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