Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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