dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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