its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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