What did we do last night that was yellow?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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