Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Say something about gay babies.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
