first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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