come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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