and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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