Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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