I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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