careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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