found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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