Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I think I just sharted jello shots
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