ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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