For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You smell like stripper and shame
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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