I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
FUCK WHALES
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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