You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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