She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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