come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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