Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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