Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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