Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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