they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there's paper in my vomit.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I need water and some morals
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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