I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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