I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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