Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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