He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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