she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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