i always forget guys have bellybuttons
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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