wanna go halves on a baby?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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