Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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