In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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