I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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