Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
