4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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