So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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