Dual....:-)
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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