i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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