you would pick up someone in the library
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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