Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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