can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just had sex on a roof
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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