does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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