cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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