You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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